(Picture courtesy of "Nanny Goats in Panties")
This made me laugh:
"If you're going to get flak for anything you do it is time to do anything you like! Re-paint their rooms in paisley. Institute lights out at 9:30. Watch 1980s chick-flicks all day. Invite over squadrons of mums for 30 hour bitching sessions over teens. Oh! Oh! Start a support network for teen mums and have them stay at your house all day feeding crying babies!!!! Start a rescue league for guinea pigs in your kitchen. No: develop a passion for bottle-feeding orphaned Pygmy Nubian goats beside the Aga!!"
Now where did I put that Paisley paint?