Do you want to know how to waste your money, shred your self-esteem and make big business more profitable?
The answer? Go on a weight loss regime - or diet as it is more commonly called. Firstly, spend a fortune on products from the likes of Jenny Craig. These companies are, in turn, owned by huge food conglomerates. These big businesses make money out of repeat business. You get the logic. Psychologically you are setting yourself an impossible task and are doomed to failure - that should help your stress levels. Oh yes, the big business stuff - why don't you try again and again and again for the whole of your life, buying in to the latest fad of weight loss and spending thousands of pounds over a lifetime, buying in to an impossible dream.
Or you could read carry on watching Cinderella and believe that she and Prince Charming lived happily ever after and never got cross about dirty socks being left on the floor, or the loo seat being left up or his snoring, or her snoring or any of those other minor irritations that ruin the fairytale.
Here's why you shouldn't bother with dieting. I love this post and have to reblog most of it - my comments are in red.